She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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