If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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