This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Randomize
