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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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