love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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