You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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