How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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