im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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