Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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