im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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