He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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