We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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