i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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