I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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