there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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