ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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