: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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