Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
