HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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