He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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