He asked me if I "almost moaned"
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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