is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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