And the cops told us we were all naked.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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