no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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