So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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