the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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