I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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