if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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