At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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