it was like eating out sand paper
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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