Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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