She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
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