My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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