And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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