O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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