btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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