1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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