so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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