You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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