The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize