My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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