Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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