How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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