I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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