last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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