Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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