Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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