Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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