If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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