is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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