My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I want a musical about memes.
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