I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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