mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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