We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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