That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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