I just cut my nipple shaving
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
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