so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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