Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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